Open wide!

So in England nob is a slang word for Penis. So why on Earth would they make ice cream marked towards kids called nobbly bobbly. That's so wrong.

I'm a bug

What can I say? I have huge eyes.

Dancing with myself!

Yes I am dancing with myself at work. I was in the cloakroom and the band was so good, it made me want to dance

I feel my inner gangster

Dude Issac Hayes kicked ass tonight. He sang Shaft! Can you dig it?

This is the face of happiness!

Monday, is the day we move into our new flat. We are both excited.

The one

This is the bay window in the bedroom of the apartment Ross and are hoping to get. This is the perfect home for us. Wish us luck!

Evil clowns strike again

I have no idea what this headline is all about but it is indeed odd.

NGR Fried Chicken

I think it's funny!

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I look good!

I look good.

Leaky cock soup?

Yes, I know it's a soup, but couldn't tidy have come up with a better name?

Poop in the post?

So my Father-in-Law had to do a bowel cancer screening today. But he didn't do it at a doctors office. No, the hospital sent him a form to fill out and they were also kind enough to request a sample of his stool. They even gave him instructions on how to smear the sample on the test sheet and an envelope to post the sample to his doctor. Good stuff!

Dying slowly

My stepson is a biological terrorist. He has infected me and his father with some sort of super cold. We haven't left the bed in two days.

My mother in law

She is getting married in the morning

It's like the best photo EVER!

So this is a picture is on display as a sort of window portfolio.

No dumping

This is only funny if you are drunk and watching your husband urinate next to the sign and he says its okay I'm not taking a dump.

My stepson

Seat not in use

Really? How could you tell?

Good day good sir

Just woke up

My baby

New phone