Open wide!

So in England nob is a slang word for Penis. So why on Earth would they make ice cream marked towards kids called nobbly bobbly. That's so wrong.

I'm a bug

What can I say? I have huge eyes.

Dancing with myself!

Yes I am dancing with myself at work. I was in the cloakroom and the band was so good, it made me want to dance

I feel my inner gangster

Dude Issac Hayes kicked ass tonight. He sang Shaft! Can you dig it?